Joke:Women
A Sikh, an Italian & a Frenchman were drinking in a pub when the subject of
WOMAN came up in their conversation.
The Italian said, in Italy we treat the woman like a guitar. We press the top & tickle the bottom.
The Frenchman said, in France, we treat the woman like cognac. We smell first & then lick slowly. What about the woman in your country,
Mr Singh?
The Italian asked.
In our country, we treat the woman like a record. First we play the front &/when we finish, we flip it over & play the back.