Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"
Another one said, "How do you know?"
The first inmate said, "God told me!"
Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"
Notes:
Looney (俚语)疯子
insane asylum (疯人院)
inmate (n.同住者, 同室者(特指在医院、监狱)