I''m hungry = I''m hungry.
I''m sleepy = I''m sleepy.
I''m tired = I''m tired.
Do you want to go to a movie? = I''d like to have sex with you.
Can I take you out to dinner? = I''d like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I''d like to have sex with you.
May I have this dance? = I''d like to have sex with you.
Nice dress! = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
What''s wrong? = I don''t see why you are making such a big deal out of this.
What''s wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What''s wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
I''m bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let''s have sex now.
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we''d better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = I liked it better before.
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair = $50 and it doesn''t look that much different!
Let''s talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep.
person and maybe then you''d like to have sex with me.
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) I like that one better = Pick any freakin'' dress and let''s go home!
I don''t think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay.
