地点：婚礼现场
人物：牛魔王，至尊宝，紫霞，香香，铁扇公主，蛤蟆怪，众小妖
故事：
（香香用毛巾擦拭）
至尊宝：Don’t cry. It’s me who should cry.
众妖：congratulations! Brother.
牛魔王：It’s really a happy day!
众妖：why?
牛魔王: Today is my sister’s wedding. and I’m going to have a concubine today.
众妖: Concubine? Does your wife aGREe to it?
牛魔王: That bit chbitch[ bitF ]is not lovely anymore. She’s right now at the Flame Mountain. She can do nothing about it!
蛤蟆怪: haha, Brother Bull, how did you meet your new wife？
牛魔王: I passed the desert last night, I met a pretty girl there. She’s dying!
众妖: Zixia Immortal!
蛤蟆怪: Good, OK, this time. (牛魔王引紫霞出场)
牛魔王: You’ve got a nice name.（至尊宝从后台走入人群中）
牛魔王: Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in -law to you. Xiang xiang!And my brother!
Come here!
This is my brother, this is my sister xiangxiang.（牛魔王向紫霞介绍）
香香: Zixia!（香香向打招呼）
紫霞: Can you stay here for your wedding?（紫霞问至尊宝）
至尊宝: I think so.
紫霞: What do your wife at home think?
牛魔王: Wife? You know her?(至尊宝做尴尬状)
香香：Have you a wife?
至尊宝: just divorced!
香香:I haven’t heard that before!
牛魔王: It’s normal that a man has a dozen of wives. Take it easy. Brother, do you think so?
至尊宝: yes, yes……
（牛魔王转身对紫霞说）
牛魔王: Zixia, listen to me. I think I’ve fallen for you once I know you. I want to show my sincerity. So I request you to marry me in front of my brothers. This Moon light Box is my gift to you. I hope you would marrige me.
众妖: I object!
牛魔王: what?
至尊宝: Let me do this! what? what? They are a good match! You can’t object it.
蛤蟆怪: Zixia has a means to test her lover. If you can pass it, I will shut up!
至尊宝: what’s that? really?
蛤蟆怪: this test is that she would marry the guy who can make her Magic Sword go out of the scabbard.
（剑从至的怀中落下）
众妖: Magic Sword?
牛魔王: let me do this!(紫跑出，拾剑)
紫霞: it’s not true! it’s just a joke.
众妖: A joke?
紫霞: it is still meaningless even if you can put it out!
牛魔王: You sons of bitches, how dare you hang around here? I’m gonna kill the ones who block my way!
(铁扇入场)
众妖: King, Iron Fan Princess has come.
牛魔王: aaa….
（The monkey king leaves the front hall, running to back garden……）
（幕落）
第二幕
地点：牛魔王后花园
人物：至尊宝，紫霞，牛魔王,铁扇
故事：
（至尊宝跑过来，突然看到紫霞独自坐在台阶上，于是走过来）
至尊宝: why are you hiding here?
（紫霞抽剑，指向至尊宝，两人定格，至尊宝独白）
至尊宝: at this time ,the blade is really close to me ,0.01 cm I think. But after a short period of time, 0.01 second I think, the owner of the sword will fall for me whole-heartedly. Because I’ve decided to tell lies, I’ve told many lies in my life, but I think it is the most wonderful lie!
紫霞: I’ll kill you if you come closer!
至尊宝: you should kill me! Once there was a true love at my hand ,but I didn't cherish it .I didn't realize it until it was gone.There is nothing more miserable than it . Just cut my throat, please don’t hesitate!If God can give me a chance to restart ,I'll tell the girl three words “I Love You”.If I have to add a deadline to the love, I hope it will be ten thousand years.（紫长叹，抛剑，拾剑，抱剑）
紫霞: what can you tell your wife?
至尊宝: I have to tell her the truth. So I must get the Moon light Box back. Then go back with you and explain everything.But I hate myself that I can’t get the box back. I…. （紫霞打断至尊宝说话）
紫霞: I help you!
至尊宝: no, it’s too dangerous!
紫霞: you don’t want to?
至尊宝: I do!
(牛魔王和铁扇公主上场)
牛魔王: I can’t hide a woman here! It’s just rumour.
铁扇公主: I won’t trust you anymore.
(铁转身，对至尊宝和紫霞二人)
铁扇公主: What’re you doing here?
(至尊宝和紫霞二人走近)
铁扇公主: who’s this guy?
（牛魔王不语，铁扇公主生气）
铁扇公主: I’m asking you, who’s this guy?
牛魔王: she…. Brother, who’ s she? Tell her!
至尊宝: aaa..She is my wife!
牛魔王: Wo. Brother, how bad you are! Good brother.
铁扇公主: How did you marry your sister to him?
牛魔王: So his wife can’t take this anymore.And want kill him.
铁扇公主: follow me! I have something to ask you…(铁扇公主拉至尊宝到一边去)
（紫霞转身对牛魔王）
紫霞: you’ve got a wife?
牛魔王: we don’t love each other now!
铁扇公主: Explain it to me clearly. What the hell is going on?
至尊宝: I’ve told you, my sister-in-law!
铁扇公主: Woo .you call me sister-in-law!
至尊宝: sorry, madam niu.
铁扇公主: when we watched the moon in the past, you called me sweetie.now you get a new lover, you called me madam niu.
至尊宝: sweetie?
铁扇公主: do you think I come back for that bull? I come back for you, the heartless monkey!
牛魔王: Broter,（辛苦你了） help me please!（牛魔王叹息）
至尊宝:（不关我事） It’s none of my business.
铁扇公主: you have to come back at midnight, you have to wait for me here. Let’s figure it out.
(铁走回，对至尊宝和紫霞二人)
铁扇公主: if I were you, I would kill myself suppose my husband wanted to get a concubine.
牛魔王: really?
铁扇公主: yes! But I must castrate you first. Go!
(牛魔王和铁扇公主下，至尊宝走回，对紫霞)
至尊宝: zixia , I…（说话吞吞吐吐）
紫霞: I trust you! I’ll get the Moon light box back tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.
(猪八戒喊)
猪八戒：Brother. Brother.
至尊宝: let me do something to my brothers first. See you tonight.
(紫霞喜，原地转一圈)
（幕落）
第三幕
人物：至尊宝--- 唐僧---猪八戒--沙僧-
时间：(The night……)
地点：地牢
故事：
八戒和沙僧: master,master.（两人同时说）
猪八戒: we come to save you.
沙僧: we come to bring you out.
唐僧: I won’t go.
八戒和沙僧: stay here? Why?
唐僧: there’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not united enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me, the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell wukong .
猪八戒: master…
唐僧: piggy, you’re naughty again.
猪八戒: no, master, I go out and protect you. Sandy, follow me.
（至尊宝也跟上被沙僧和猪八戒推回）
八戒和沙僧: you go back..
唐僧: you come in and have a sit!
至尊宝: To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master, I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!
唐僧: do you know “dong, dong ,dong…….”?
至尊宝: what is “dong, dong, dong”?
唐僧: “dong,dong,dong,dong…..”is…….
(唐僧唱 only you 。。。。。。 )
至尊宝: Stop.Stop.I can’t take this anymore, please stop……
唐僧: ohoh…..
至尊宝: damn you, you……I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb me or I’ll kill you.
唐僧: monkey king, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya….
(至尊宝跑走)。
（幕落）
