The Wrong Kind of Doctor

The Wrong Kind of Doctor

There was a lady who went to see a doctor, and the doctor said,

"Sit down, Ma'am. What's the matter with you? Can you tell me

what's wrong?" And then the lady snapped and said, "This is for

you to find out, you know?" The doctor said, "All right! I'm

going to call my friend who is a vet, he's the only doctor I know

who can make a diagnosis without having to ask questions."