An Old Couple's Quarrel
A couple of codgers got into a quarrel and came before the local magistrate. The loser, turning to his opponent in a combative frame of mind, cried: "I'll law you to the Circuit Court."
"I'm wi

North or South?
 
Jack: Now, guess it. When the head of a cow points north,
　　　　　　where will her tail point?
　　　 John: To the south, naturally.
　　　 Jack: You are wrong. It

God and Grandma
    Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents.
At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers
　　when the youngest one began praying at the top of his lungs. 　"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO...

  Patient and Doctor.  
Patient: Doctor, I need your help. I think I'm a dog.
Psychologist: That's awful. Come into my office and lie
down on the couch.
Patient: I can't. I'm not allowed on the furniture.

          How do I get the gum out?
Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess
　　explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane
　　landed, one of the passengers r

    Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning.
　　　　　　 Don't you know you are wasting time?
　　　 Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I?
浪费还是节约？ 　　　
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了

Where is the father?
      Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
　　　 "Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
　　　 "Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only

                    Alexander the Great
    Landon had made an unsuccessful attempt at the recitation,
　　and the doctor,

Do You Know My Work？
One night a hotel caught fire， and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes．
一天晚上，一家旅馆失火，住在这家旅馆里的人穿着睡 衣就跑了出来。
Two men stoo

Our manager at the restaurant where I worked was a much beloved, jovial man. But there was one subject you didn't dare discuss in front of him -- his height. Or, should I say, his lack of it. One day, he stormed through the door and announced angrily, "Someone just picked my pocket!"

During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talking to the girl sitting behind him.
"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.
"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.
"OK," the boy answered. "Do you wa