Joke:About Drivers
What's the first thing that come to your mind when you see a Chinese man driving a BMW 3 series?
* A pimp
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see a Malay man driving a BMW 3 series?
* Ahmad
What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see an Indian man dri

Joke:MAHATHIR, ANWAR AND DAIM
Mahathir, Anwar and Daim are on a long flight in an executive jet.
Daim pulls out a RM100 bill and says "I'm going to throw this RM100 bill out and make someone down below happy."
Anwar, not wanting to be outdone, says, "If that was my RM100 bill, I would split it into 2 RM50 bills

Joke:One rich man
One day this rich guy was having a party at his house. He was loaded, and he had everything; money, a big house in
Beverly Hills, girls, cars, planes; anything he wanted.
The guy was also a little eccentric, and he had filled his pool with crocodiles.
So there he was, him and his friends a

Joke:Only in America
Only in America
...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance...
Only in America
...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
Only in America
...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...
Only in America

Joke:You're pitching Tuesday
Two ninety year old men, Moe and Sam, have been friends all their lives. It seems that Sam is dying, so Moe comes to visit him.
"Sam," says Moe, "You know how we have both loved baseball all our lives. Sam, you gotta' do me one favor.
When you go, somehow you've got to tell me if there

Joke:Big John
A very small, sickly-looking man was hired as a bartender. The saloon owner gave him a word of warning: "Drop everything and run for your life if ever you hear that Big John is on his way to town." The man worked several months without any problems.
Then one day a cowhand rushed in shouting, "Big John is a'

　

Joke:The Teacher
One day when the teacher walked to the blackboard, she noticed someone had written the word 'PENIS' in tiny letters. She turned around and scanned the class looking for a guily face. Finding none, she quickly erased it and began class.
The next day, she went into the room, she noticed in large letters the

Joke:The KGB
Place and time: Somewhere in the Soviet Union in the 1930s.
The phone rings at KGB headquarters. "Hello?"
"My neighbor Yankel Rabinovitz is an enemy of the State. He is hiding undeclared diamonds in his woodshed."
"This will be noted."
The next day, the KGB goons go over to Rabinovitz's h

Joke:Hotel Lobby
A man is in a hotel lobby.
He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast.
They are both quite startled.
The man turns to her

Joke:A little proof
A quiet little man was brought before a judge. The judge looked down at the man and then at the charges and then down at the little man in amazement.
"Can you tell me in your own words what happened?" he asked the man.
"I'm a mathematician dealing in

Joke:Jokes
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher,I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.
Teacher : Ted,if your f

　High and Low Voice
　　“Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?”
　　“A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss.”
　　高音和低音
　　“你能解释一下高音和低音的区别吗？”
　　“高音就是我父亲责备我的时候，低音就是我父亲对他老板说话的时候。”
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