Student A: When do people talk least?
Student B: In February.
Student A: Why?
Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.
人们什么时候说话最少？
学生甲：人们在什么时候说话最少？
学生乙：在二月。
学生甲：为什么呢？
学生乙：

      　Dating for Mother
When the young waitress in the café in Tom''s building started waving hello everyday. Tom was flattered, for she was at least 15 years younger than he. One day she waved and beckoned

      　　Cat and Mice
Mrs Brown went to visit one of her friend and carried a small box with holes punched in the top.
" What''s in your box?" asked the friend.
"A cat,

      　　The nice women are ugly.
好女人不漂亮。
The beautiful women are not nice.
漂亮女人不好。
The beautiful and nice women are general stupid.
又漂亮又好的女人一般都很愚蠢。
The beautiful, nice and

      　Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, “Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father''s the one who dug the hole for it.”
Bill wasn''t impressed, “Well,

      The mean man''s party.
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. Wh

      　Who on earth Lost?
Frank likes gambling very much. Once he gambled with his boss,
saying, "A mole is on your chest, if you don''t believe it, let''s bet $500
on it.

      But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw

      　　The Absent-minded Professor
Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!
Wife: Didnt you feel a hand in your pocket?
Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.

      You vs Your boss
When you take a long time, you''re slow.
When your boss takes a long time, he''s thorough.
When you don''t do it, you''re lazy.
When your boss doesn

      　　A teacher said to her class:
"Who was the first man?"
“George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly.
"How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?

      To Scare Them
A mother bought her son a ₤ 39 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We‘

      A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor, noted that the previous bill hadn''t been paid. The collections manager left a voice-mail fo

      　　Bob: My car doesn''t have a speedometer.
　　Rob: Then how do you know how fast you''re going?
　　Bob: Well, when I''m driving at 15 miles an hour, the fenders rattle; at 25 miles an hour

      T here were three restaurants on the same block. One day one of them put up a sign which said″The Best Restaurant in theCity.″
The next day, the largest restaurant on the block put up a larger sign w