One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what''s puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictiona

      经典对话一：
男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）
女：Actually I''d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。
）
经典对话二：
男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）
女：Why? Don'

      Friends Sam and John were out cutting wood when John cut his arm off. Sam remained calm, wrapped the arm in a plastic bag, and took the arm and John to a surgeon.
"You are in luck," said the surgeon.

      Absent-minded Professor
There were three professors at the railway station. They were deep in conversation. The train had just arrived, but they did not notice it. Then the guard shouted, "Take your seats, pleas

      10 Signs your at a bad zoo
10.When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are giving you the finger.
9.The Bears exhibit is nothing more than the guys cut from the football team during training c

      A farmer and his wife decide to sell their land so they can move to Florida and retire. A prospective buyer comes by and likes the place, but there''s only one problem: He''s deathly afraid of bees

      Improvement
One student to another:"How are your English lessons coming along?" "Fine, I used to be the one who couldn''t understand the English men, and now it''s the English

      You are a major defense contractor, and you are building a gun for the Army that is supposed to be able to shoot down enemy planes. So far, the taxpayers have paid you nearly $2 billion for it, and all your tests indica

      A painting cotractor was speaking to a woman about a job. She sad she wanted the first room a pale blue. He wrote it down, went to the window opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP." They walked into the second r

      They say the only reason Texas doesn''t fall into the Gulf of Mexico is because Oklahoma sucks. The dumbest man in Oklahoma moved to Texas, raising the average IQ of both states. ghasting@halcyon.com Greg Hastin

      "Can I draw you a beer, Norm?" "No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one."
"How about a beer, Norm?" "Hey I''m high on life, Coach.... Of course, beer is my

      three girls
Once there was 3 girls. A blonde, red head and a burrnet. They were swimming from one island to another which is about 10 miles. Then they slept there for 10 nights. Then the red head got tried of th

      . . . Every morning is the dawn of a new error. . .
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted. COFFEE.EXE Missing-- Insert Cut and Press Any Key C:\WINDOWS C:\WINDOWS\GO C:\PC\CRAWL C:\DOS C:\DOS\RUN RUN\DOS\R

      Subject: Santa, Myth or Reality? ---For my upcoming paper on Quantum Analysis of Mythological Characters. The calculation presented to convert Santa into nothing but a puff of smoke is wrong because it''s based

      I hate school
Jenny:(is crying and says to teacher)I hate school, and I have to stay here until I''m sixteen.
Teacher: I know how you feel -- and I have to stay here until I''m sixty-five.