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幽默笑话
      Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage.
"It''s ten o''clock,
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      The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her.
"I''ll go round and see your mother tomorrow," she said, "And I''ll thank for this lovely pie."
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      Two cows are standing in a field, talking to each other. One cow says, "Hey, aren''t you worried about getting that mad cow disease everyone is talking about?"
The other cow says,
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      But the teacher cried
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tant
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      Only cash and credit cards
When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for
a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and
number of people.
  " Do you take childre
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      The Longest and the Shortest
A teacher asked asked one of his students: " What is the longest and what is the shortest?"
The student answered immediately: " The last several mi
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        A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy.
  "What''s the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad."
  "My wife and I had a fight. She told me sh
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      Time Is Money
As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that ''Time is money''?"
"Well, it''s a very commo
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      A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks the young man wants.
"Well, " he said, "I''ve been seeing this girl f
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      At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it.
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      Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
Johnny:Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”.
约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”。
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      Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said,
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      一贼在一山间盗墓,另一贼突然出现,冒充警察。
甲:Raise your hands!我是警察。
乙:啊,看到我手里的盒子了吗?这可是宝贝。The box is heavy. (这盒子很重。)咱俩分!(一不小心滑倒,盒子摔破。)
甲:What‘s wrong? (怎么回事?)啊,珠宝!They are precious.(它们很值钱。)
乙:What would you l
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      One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier."
The next day, when the teacher cam
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      ■ 冲灵剑法 Boy & Girl ''s soul sword ( GG和MM的灵魂之剑?听起来好像A片... )
■ 九阳神功 nine man''s power ( 九个男子的力量? )
■ 九阴真经 nine woman''story ( 九个女人的故事? )
■ 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone
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