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Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage. "It''s ten o''clock, (09/29/2006 06:21:35) [查看全文]
The old lady was delighted with the gift the boy and brought her. "I''ll go round and see your mother tomorrow," she said, "And I''ll thank for this lovely pie." (09/29/2006 06:21:34) [查看全文]
Two cows are standing in a field, talking to each other. One cow says, "Hey, aren''t you worried about getting that mad cow disease everyone is talking about?" The other cow says, (09/29/2006 06:21:34) [查看全文]
But the teacher cried The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tant (09/29/2006 06:21:34) [查看全文]
Only cash and credit cards When a man called a motel and asked how much they charged for a room, the clerk told him that the rates depend on room size and number of people. " Do you take childre (09/27/2006 10:05:08) [查看全文]
The Longest and the Shortest A teacher asked asked one of his students: " What is the longest and what is the shortest?" The student answered immediately: " The last several mi (09/27/2006 10:05:08) [查看全文]
A man was at a bar, slowly sipping his beer and looking very gloomy. "What''s the problem?" Asked the bartender. "You look so sad." "My wife and I had a fight. She told me sh (09/27/2006 10:05:08) [查看全文]
Time Is Money As the taxi came to a screeching halt at a traffic light, I asked the driver, "Do you agree that ''Time is money''?" "Well, it''s a very commo (09/27/2006 10:05:08) [查看全文]
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks the young man wants. "Well, " he said, "I''ve been seeing this girl f (09/27/2006 10:05:08) [查看全文]
At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文]
Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning? 老师:约翰尼,为什么你每天早晨都迟到? Johnny:Every time when I come to the corner,a guidepost says,”School--GoSlow”. 约翰尼:每当我经过学校附近的拐角处,就见路牌上写着“学校——缓行”。 (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文]
Bedtime Prayers Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy." Her mother interrupted and said, (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文]
一贼在一山间盗墓,另一贼突然出现,冒充警察。 甲:Raise your hands!我是警察。 乙:啊,看到我手里的盒子了吗?这可是宝贝。The box is heavy. (这盒子很重。)咱俩分!(一不小心滑倒,盒子摔破。) 甲:What‘s wrong? (怎么回事?)啊,珠宝!They are precious.(它们很值钱。) 乙:What would you l (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文]
One day after school the teacher said to his students, "Tomorrow morning, if any one of you can answer my first question, I will permit him or her to go home earlier." The next day, when the teacher cam (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文]
■ 冲灵剑法 Boy & Girl ''s soul sword ( GG和MM的灵魂之剑?听起来好像A片... ) ■ 九阳神功 nine man''s power ( 九个男子的力量? ) ■ 九阴真经 nine woman''story ( 九个女人的故事? ) ■ 九阴白骨爪 nine woman catch a white bone (09/27/2006 10:05:07) [查看全文] |
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