I''m not Having it all Cut Off
Miles sometime went to the barber''s during working hours to have his hair cut. But this was against the office rules: clerks had to have their hair cut in their

     
A man decided to visit his brother who was stationed in Germany. He assumed that most Germans would speak English. But found that many people spoke only their native tongue - including the ticket inspector on the tr

     
　　One day, the teacher inquired of Peter:" How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is

      Baby-sitter
Baby-sitter said to Amy''s parents,"By the way, I promised Amy that if she''d go to bed without any fuss, you''d buy her a pony in the morning."
保姆
保姆对家长说：“

      Fresh Enough
Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.
Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS!
足够新鲜
顾客：我想知道这牛奶新不新鲜。
侍者：新不新鲜？三小时以前，它还是草呢！

      在台湾吃惯了烧饼油条之类的早餐的人, 到美国一下子还真不能适应呢! 其实老美的早餐也很简单, 如果不是一杯牛奶加上一些喜瑞儿 (Cereals), 就是一杯热咖啡再加上一些 Waffle, Bagel 之类的食物, 一餐就这样解决了. 这次我就要跟大家介绍一些老美们常用的早点.
1. Scrambled eggs
炒蛋
这个没什麽学问, 跟中式炒蛋一样, 把蛋打一打炒一炒就好了, 但是份量惊人

     
The orange towers of the Golden Gate Bridge – probably the most beautiful, certainly the most photographed bridge in the world – are visible from almost every point of elevation in San Francisco. The only cleft in N

      Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
　　Mother mouse barked fiercely,

      No Problem
A bald man took a seat in a beauty shop. "How can I help you?" asked the stylist. "I went for a hair transplant," the guy explained, "but I couldn''t stand the

      These Are My Jeans
After going on a diet，a woman felt really good about herself----especially when she was able to fit into a pair of jeans she had outgrown long ago．
“Look，look．” she shouted

      The poor husband
"You can''t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife,"
the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then
answers it herself, and afte

      谁的儿子最伟大
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, \''Hello, Monsigno

      When Nasreddin was a boy, he never did what he was told, so his father always told him to do the opposite of what he wanted him to do.
One day, when the two were bring sacks of flour home on their donkeys,

      Mango and pineapple are becoming the best selling fruits in the local market. The supply is increasing but the price is declining compared with last year.
These fruits, grown in Guangxi Zhuang Autonomous Region

      As a doctor is examining a patient, his nurse bursts in and says, "Excuse me,but that man you just treated walked out the door and collapsed on the front step. What shall I do?"
"Turn him around,